She is a He...

The conversations that I have with Sis Margaret can be serious, funny, or bizarre. The one that we shared this week fell somewhere in between. (Keep in mind she has two older brothers that find immense enjoyment in anything related to body parts, sounds and descriptions) The conversation went something like this:

S- Momma, little girls can have a penis...did you know that?
E- No, Sissy, only boys can have a penis.
S- Well, at school today, I saw my friend Parker go potty, and she has a penis.
E- Um, Parker is a boy and he has a penis.
S- Momma, Parker is a girl. She has long hair. It's so cool, she has long hair
and a penis!

For three months, my daughter has played with her best friend Parker, thinking HE was a SHE.

Moral of the story: If your son has long hair, please don't be offended when my three year old mistakes him for a girl with a boy's private part! Thanks :)